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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 13:28

Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
What was your first trans experience like?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts