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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 13:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

What was your first trans experience like?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

NASA Releases Its Clearest Mars Images Yet – 140 Million Miles Away, And Everyone’s Noticing The Same Strange Thing - Indian Defence Review

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Everyone loved it.

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts